Saturday, August 07, 2004

WOW PHILIPPINES

The shaving gadget we use is made in China.
The shaving cream we use is made in Australia
The watch on our wrist is made in Japan.
The clock on our kitchen wall is made in Taiwan
The microwave oven we use is made in Japan.
The transistor radio we own is made in South Africa
The television set we own is made in Japan.
The computers we use are made in China
The computer printer we use is made in Taiwan.
The cellular-phone we use is made in Finland.
The battery charger we use is made in China
The calculator to figure out our foreign debts is made in India.
The phone apparatus in our homes is made in China
The tape recorder we use in the office is made in China.
The camera we use to take pictures is made in Japan.
The cheap vegetable we buy for lunch is imported from China
The cheap rice we buy for dinner is imported from Thailand.
The bicycle my son uses to go to school is made in India.
The mechanized toys for our Christmas gifts are made in Japan.
The car we drive to go to work is made in foreign countries
The parts needed for our car repair are made in foreign countries.
The gasoline for our car is imported from the Middle East.
The elevator we use in tall buildings is made in foreign countries.
The best horses in our race tracks are imported from Australia.
The PAL aircraft we ride to fly overseas is made in America.
The newspaper we read is printed by machines made in Japan.
The TV camera used here to spread God’s word is made in Japan.
The holy bible for Filipinos was written by inspired foreigners.
The colorful light bulbs on our Christmas trees are made in China
The pills we Filipino use for sexual potency is made in America.
The silicon on the breast of a Filipina beauty queen is made in Mexico.
The false teeth installed by Filipino dentists are made in Singapore.
The lens in my eye after a cataract surgery is made in India.
The reading glasses and reading lamp I use are made in China.
The golf-set and golf shoes of my golfer friends are made in foreign countries.
The lipstick, make-up kit, and perfume used by our women are all
made in foreign countries.
The machine for recycling our bottles and cans are made in foreign countries.
The surgical and medical and dental instruments used by our doctors
and dentists are all made in foreign countries.
The crematorium machinery to cremate the dead bodies is made in America.
The place where we go after death is a foreign place called heaven or hell managed by foreigners.
The Pagcor gambling accessories and lotto machines are all made in foreign countries.
The LRT and MRT vehicles for our mass public transportation are made in foreign countries.
The engine that runs our buses and jeepneys and trains are all made in foreign countries.
The motorcycles in the Philippines use for pleasure or for delivery services are all made in foreign countries.
The communication and transportation system used by the Philippine Army are made in foreign countries.
The ships and vessels used by the Philippine Navy are made in foreign countries.
The aircrafts and helicopters used by Philippine Air Force are all made in foreign countries.

Indeed, WOW Philippines! Why should the system of our education and the society as a whole be bothered with the latest findings in science and technology? Since we are already blessed and protected by divine intervention who is always forgiving our culture based on corruption. POCH SUZARA












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